Ye Wizards' Guide to Sacred Virgins: A Fantasy Harem Story

please read all the way through if you need to be warned about adult content Sometime after the invention of gunpowder, magic became obsolete. While most folks stopped believing in wizards, elves and knights in shining armor, secret guilds of sorcerers never went away, preparing to control the world from behind the curtains. Inside their towers they plotted with spells, summoning spirits and a supply of hoarded ancient artifacts, trusting they could keep themselves nothing but myths until it was time was right. Monsters, shapeshifters, demons, talking swords and magical potions retreated to the wild places of the world, to be considered only legends to the ‘civilized’ lands where printers, apothecaries and bankers became more powerful than warriors, warlocks and rogues. Now, in the civilized city of Dolorn, with its university, shares in merchant ventures, elections and cannon-armed warships, the wizards of the Black Island stir up a war against their rivals in the southern city of Minandor. Among the newest apprentices of the Black Isle is a young man called Jackshaide. Jaks isn’t like most men or even other apprentice wizards; maybe it’s the magic sword possessed by a demon he found in a junk shop, maybe it’s the fact he spent his childhood in the underverse, or maybe it’s just that he seems as irresistible to hot lady ghosts as he is to young sacred virgins and spirited highland girls. Oh, but probably it’s the curse from before the dawn of time… An ancient curse chooses Jaks as its avatar one night and just like that he must cross half the world on a spell-fuelled mission of murder, magic and mayhem. Somehow, he is the proud owner of an arcane artifact so powerful that wizards will soil their robes to get it back. Jaks will have to battle men and magical creatures in far-foreign parts where sorcery is still very real. Put on your +1 underwear of protection from joy-pee, buff your one-handed skill and free up a spell slot for Bigby’s Fapping Hand, because it’s about to get medieval. Sexy, weird and hilariously medieval. CONTENT this story contains adult themes and imagines a world where today’s cultural norms and civilization wouldn’t cut it. The protagonist happily uses magical cheats, gun violence, foul language, and has no problem having sex with sacred virgins or nubile spirits of saints. This story contains a harem and is an Adult Fantasy novel.